dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart
harryandee:

whoopigoldbergerking:

97bonnieandclyde:

Eminem eating M&M with others Eminems

this is it. this is the photo that completes my life.

We’re gonna have a problem here

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mom.

image

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sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

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onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train
spacebabenumber-25:

my-potato-has-47-assholes:

you have lOST YOUR PHOTOSHOP PRIVILEGES

I have become so immune that it took me a few minutes to figure out what is wrong with it
sextnoise:

following back tons!
classysassyrepublican:

Turn on the app If you feel unsafe hold your finger on the screen. Once arrived to a safe location, enter your code. If your finger leaves the screen without entering the code law enforcement is notified and your location is tracked through your phone.